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Little Susie Jokes
Little Susie
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Alphabet
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Letters
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Teachers
Teacher: Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.
Susie: "I is ..."
Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".
Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Little Susie
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Sermons
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God
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Children
Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" she asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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Little Susie
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Weddings
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Children
Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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Teacher: Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.
Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon.
Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"