Ears Jokes

Blondes · Intelligence · Ears

How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

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Blondes · Flashlights · Ears · Eyes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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Mike Tyson · Prince Charles · Ears · Boxing

Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing match.

It seems that no one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

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Phones · Ears · Electric Irons

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"

He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"

He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"

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