Bill Clinton Jokes

Bill Clinton · Monica Lewinsky · Saxophones

Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?

He was too busy playing the hormonica.

What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?

When Hillary is out of town.

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.

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Bill Clinton · Abortion

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President.

"It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?"

"Just go ahead and pay it."

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Bill Clinton

An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"

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