Bible Jokes

Babysitters · Bible · David · Goliath

Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?

David - He rocked Goliath to sleep.

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Bible · Cars · Adam · Eve · God

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.

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Baseball · Bible · Adam · Eve · Cain · Abel

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Days · Bible · Adam · Eve · God · Creation

When was the longest day in the Bible?

The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

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Financials · Bible · Pharao · Phrophets

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

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